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“Chicks want a He-Man body, I can only offer them Skeletor.“
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“I got rejected by a fat girl I didn‘t know they were allowed to do that.“
| Comedian Josh Mullins is a funny nerd with a voice that sounds eerily similar to Johnny Depp. On his new comedy album, I WOULDN‘T BUY THIS EITHER, he laments about his body image, adjectives, Jedi powers, and rejection. With self-depreciating charm, he confides that he is 120 lbs of “Mangina“ with the body of an Asian woman so weak that when he takes a muscle relaxer nothing happens. When he grows up, he wants to be a Jedi Knight, so he can use mind tricks to get girls. But, I think it would help if the girls knew he had a cat named Mittens.
Josh Mullins was spawned just outside of Dallas, Texas. 20 years later, he escaped to southern California. He‘s been in commercials for TBS as well as The New England Sports Network‘s, “NESN‘s Comedy All-Stars,“ and was recently featured in an article in the San Diego Union-Tribune. He currently performs live stand-up comedy in and around southern California.
Tracklisting | | 1. | Mangina | | 2. | Fighting | | 3. | Toys | | 4. | Mom | | 5. | Accent | | 6. | Adjective | | 7. | Friends | | 8. | Fart |
| | | 9. | Broke | | 10. | Rejection | | 11. | Sports! | | 12. | D& D And Star Wars | | 13. | Butts n Stuff | | 14. | Mittens | | 15. | Big Finish | | 16. | Are You Still Listening? |
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3/31/2010
‘San Diego people love to laugh‘ And he should know, as major domo of ‘Comedy Nite Hosted by Josh Mullins‘
San Diego Union Tribune
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